2.13 - Intake


“How long do you think we’ll be here,” the man next to me asks for the third time.

They moved me down to intake when they realized I wasn’t going to give them anything in the interrogation room. It’s not like I had any information anyway. They think they’re breaking me down and getting some revenge, but I’m just bored. The waiting room, or holding tank is colder than the interrogation room. I saw a place like this once before.

My brother Evan got arrested once, more than once. When he started getting depressed, he started fighting a lot. At the time, I couldn’t understand it, but now I’ve been through a similar phase in my own life. Funny thing is it wasn’t the fighting that landed him in jail, it was drugs. I don’t think he was a drug addict. No matter how often I think about it, I can never see any signs of drug use. He said he picked up the wrong bag after a fight, a cop stopped him and found drugs. The cop shouldn’t have even been able to stop him, there wasn’t any reasonable cause. Getting hit with a drug case was just a fast forward button on a guy who’s life was already going downhill.

My parents were furious. They refused to bail him out, and for days Edan and I wondered where he was. When we found out, we came down to the jail and they sent us to a room that looked a little like this. White walls, beige floors, no clocks, or television and a guard watching you from behind the glass. It was different because there was just a big cell, with metal bars on the back wall. It was real old school, like everything else where we grew up. Here, we get plastic chairs to sit in. We had to get a homeless guy to pretend to be our dad since we weren’t old enough to bail him out. We emptied our savings that day to get him free.

Jail should have been the first sign that things were getting bad for him. We thought we had gotten our brother back. He worked hard, paid the fine for possession, took the addiction classes. More than that he paid Edan and I back. He treated us the way he did before things got dark. I wonder if he had already made up his mind to commit suicide at that point.

Now I’m wondering if Edan has the same thoughts whenever he gets locked up. He loves to remind me he’s never been to prison, only jail. He’s probably talked his way out of it more than a few times. Evan panicked, Edan probably laughed it off, and I’m just bored. The Gray brothers, a hell of a group.

“Gray, get up and walk through the door,” The guard calls from behind the glass.

I don’t put up a fight, and go through the door. Another order to follow the blue line and I do as I’m told. I enter into a small room with bright lights, and no furniture except a table. Two guards walk in and demand I stand against the wall.

“Go ahead and get naked,” one of the guards says with a smile.

“Is there a reason?”

“We need to do a cavity search,” the same guard answers.

“Why? I walked through scanners on the way here.”

“Scanners aren’t working,” the second guard responds.

“Okay, I see what this is.”

It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve been naked in front of another man, but I doubt there’s going to be any sex this time. At least not consensual, anyway. It’s always something with cops. The constant need to exert their will so they can embarrass, break or torment others. There’s a reason so many people who can’t pass basic training end up as cops, they’re just not good enough for the military. They lack in the common sense department, and the shiny little badge erases whatever little they had left. Power tripping bullies too dumb to realize when they’re the bad guys.

“Don’t make us tell you again. Take your clothes off, lift your hands above your head,” the first guard raises his voice.

"I’m actually not going to get naked for you,” I roll my eyes.

“I’m not joking around,” the first guard asks.

“Probably scared we’ll see that little pecker,” the second laughs.

“Do you think this is a joke,” the first guard places a hand on his gun, and releases the safety strap.

“No, I actually think this is not only a violation of my civil rights, but also sexual assault with the intent to embarrass me. I’m trying to get through it peacefully because I know I could handle the two of you, but you have guns. Still, you won’t use them because this little town can’t afford the lawsuit. You really don’t need to see me naked, comment on my genitalia or shine a light up my ass because there’s no reason for you to think I’m hiding contraband. Even then cavity searches have been proven ineffective. There’s no purpose to them but domination, intentional injury and embarrassment. If you really thought I was hiding something you’d give me a laxative and wait until I took a shit.”

Something drops on the ground behind me, “jumpsuit and 2 sandwiches in the bag. One peanut butter and jelly, one ham. Put the jump suit on, put your clothes in the bag. Hold the sandwiches and step out when you’re dressed,” cop number one is pissed off now.

“It’s a good thing I’m not allergic to peanuts,” I call as they shut the door.

Note: I wrote this scene a year ago, and started watching Reacher last week. I guess I wasn't the only writer who has an issue with police doing strip searches and especially cavity searches. 

 

The Portly Man



 

I'm sorry, sometimes I get depressed and don't schedule enough chapters. Here's a short story to apologize for the chapters that I missed. I intend to start sharing more short stories through my newsletter, so tap in with that.

The Portly Man

I always wanted to go to summer camp, but my parents could never afford it. When they approached me about Camp Grizzly, it sounded like so much fun. Hiking, swimming, capture the flag and everything else I could think of. The mood changed after I was dropped off and had said my goodbyes. The counselors checked all of our bags for contraband. They weren’t looking for knives or cigarettes; they were looking for snacks. That’s when I realized Camp Grizzly wasn’t a regular summer camp. It was a fat camp. Portly, chubby, husky, fluffy and every other adjective had been used to describe me since I was born. I suppose with only two years of high school left my parents thought it was time to do something about it.

There are no ice cream socials, s’mores around the campfire or even tater tots. There are plenty of daily activities, which are just cleverly disguised exercises. A relaxing day at the lake is just code for swimming laps. A scenic hike, is how they say five mile walk up a mountain and another five miles back down. I’d complain, but I’ve been too tired. Meager food rations and extensive exercise regimens leave me drained every single day.

Tonight is different. I’ve been here three weeks and I’ve heard one rumor over and over again. A cave out in the woods where the counselors hide all the contraband. The brownies, cookies, candy and juice. Sweet high fructose corn syrup filled juice, just waiting to be captured. Kids who had weirdly been here before or had family members who attended talk about it like the holy grail. I didn’t believe them at first, but on our latest hike up the mountain, I saw it. I saw the cave in the middle of the woods, and it’s not far from camp.

Sneaking out of camp always seemed so hard in movies and video games. I just walked out towards the woods, and nobody tried to stop me. I didn’t need to hide behind the cabins or crawl on my belly. I had a flashlight on the entire time. There were no counselors playing lookout and if they were, they just didn’t care.

“Where are you going,” a heavy voice asks behind me. I turn to spot Gabriel. Gabriel is a fat kid. We’re all fat kids here but Gabriel is the worst kind of fat kid. He’s a mouth breather, doesn’t smell great and there are always crumbs of food on his face. I went to middle school with him. He’s the kind of kid to bully others and then cry when he got in trouble for it. He’s not really a bully anymore, but he’s still a trouble maker.

“I’m going to the woods.”

“To find the goodies,” he asks liking his lips.

“Nope, just going in the woods,” I start walking, not wanting to be bothered.

It doesn’t stop Gabriel from following and breathing heavy behind me. He’s talking but I’m not paying it any attention. I’m only thinking about how he set of firecrackers in one of the outhouses the first week were here. Nobody can really prove it was him, but I just know it was him. People can change, but I don’t see a single way he’s changed. He doesn’t want to change because he doesn’t have to. His parents can always get him out of trouble. Write a check, pull a string and the issue goes away. In 6th grade he pushed a kid into the pool and he almost drowned. His parents bought new uniforms for the basketball team and we never heard about it again.

“The counselor told us a story about these woods,” Gabriel whispers before spitting onto the ground. It’s already creepy out here with just my flashlight and he’s wanting swap stories about ghost and hatchet wielding maniacs. Noises that we don’t hear in the day bouncing back and forth from the trees and making monsters that aren’t real. Sometimes it seems like eyes are watching us even when I know there’s nothing out here. It’s camp Grizzly, but there are no bears in this part of the state. No mountain lions or anything like that, but I’m a city kid. “Do you know about The Portly Woman?”

“It’s fat camp, we’re all portly.”

“No this is different,” Gabriel assures me. According to Gabriel back when the camp first open there was a counselor who was serious about making sure every camper lost weight. Supposedly she started abducting campers at night and using a machine to suck the fat right out of them. Sometimes she would go too far and suck out too much. They would just find a pile of skin and bones in the woods.

“Wow Gabriel, that’s such a scary story.”

“That’s not the scary part.”

“Oh, please tell me the scary part.”

The fat is the scary part. The woman had to put the fat somewhere. The story says she put all the fat together, and took care of it as her own child. Eventually the fat came to life. Either through her weird experiments or through her love. Eventually the kids stopped going missing, the same time the counselor did. When they finally found her, she was just skin and bones. Her own monster sucked all the fat out of her. Gabriel does his best to make the story sound scary as he tries to keep up with me. I haven’t been at fat camp for a full month and that is such a fat camp story.

The cave’s entrance is somewhat hard to see due to foliage, but you can’t miss the smell. I haven’t smelt anything like this before and it only gets stronger once we got inside. The closest thing I can think of is when the local taco spot got a shipment of rotting meat. It takes everything I have to keep the contents of my stomach where they belong. Gabriel isn’t as lucky. I almost reconsider going any deeper when I see the yellow slime spattering the walls and floor but the reward has to be close.

“Everyone thinks I’m a bully, but I’m not a bad guy,” Gabriel starts as if it were some afterschool special. The victim becomes friends with the bully and then they skateboard together. That’s not going to happen here.

“Then maybe you shouldn’t be so mean to everyone.”

“I don’t do it on purpose.”

I don’t hear the rest of what he’s saying. I wouldn’t usually care what he was saying, but that goes double for now. My calf starts to burn as it feels like dozens of needles poking into my body, burning me with every prick of my flesh. It’s the slime, covering my leg and attacking me somehow. More of the slime moves toward me, covering my leg and joining the blob, leaving me stuck in place. I scream for help as Gabriel is looks on, mouth open and speechless. Gabriel starts to rock back and forth and I’m sure he’s going to run away and leave me to die. Instead, he digs deep into his pockets and grabs a handful of firecrackers from one pocket and a lighter from another.

I close my eyes as he tosses them towards me. One after another the explode with a loud pop. It works, it scares the blob deeper into the cave. I drag my leg after me as I make my way out of the cave as fast as can. I’ve never had a brownie worth risking my life over. Not even homemade brownies.

The two of us don’t speak on the way back to camp. We’re also not afraid of the sounds in the woods anymore. I have so many questions now, and I imagine Gabriel is no different. Why is this not worldwide news? Why did nobody report on the dead kids? What really happened to the crazy counselor? Why did nobody ever deal with the monster before? I guess we do know the answer to one thing; Gabriel set off the firecrackers in the outhouse. 


2.12 - Interrogation


I expected to be dropped off at intake and be processed. Instead, they push and drag me through the station making sure every officer can see me. When they’re done with the parade, they leave me sitting in a cold interrogation room with my cuffed hands secured on the table. I can’t think of any real reason to have me here other than trying to instigate something. The whole thing is more annoying than anything else. I know they make the room cold to bother people, but I prefer the cold. Air conditioning is my best friend; without it I over heat far too easily.

A detective walks in, he’s short and thin. The white hair on his head is nearly gone, not even leaving a full ring. He slams the door behind him before slamming a notebook on the table in front of me. I don’t know if he’s angry or holding his breath, but his skin is bright red, almost purple. As he stands above me staring me down. I keep a straight face knowing that if I stood up, I’d be close to a foot taller than he is.

“So, you like beating up police officers,” he asks in a condescending voice.

“I don’t really like beating up anyone,” I respond to him in the same manner.

“It says in this notebook you sent 17 police officers to the hospital.”

I instantly start to laugh, “I didn’t touch nearly 17 police officers. You think I can be up 17 heavily protected and armed police officers? I’m honored you think I could do that but no,” actually, I probably could if I had some gear of my own.

“Okay smart ass, what do you know about the casino operations?”

“I know they do bad things there,” I keep my answer short. I’m starting to get the feeling they hope to charge me with something beyond just protecting civilians who got caught in the mess.

“And what did you do there?”

“Nothing.”

“You think if you keep quiet someone is going to rush in and save you. You’re ours and as soon as your buddies start talking, you’re going away for a long time. You put your trust in the wrong people.”

“Are you even in the right interrogation room,” a very serious question.

The officer grabs me by the collar of my shirt with one hand, pulling me towards him. With his other fist he threatens to punch me in the face for being a smart ass.”

“Beating me up before even taking a mug shot is the dumbest thing you could do,” I have to force my laughter back as I say it, but I’m so serious.

He releases me by pushing me back into my chair. The handcuffs scrape against my wrist, making me notice a bruise forming for the first time. They must be an underfunded department to still be using metal cuffs; not even those with magnetic locks. There’s better and more secure options. The officer snatches his notebook from the table and storms out of the room.

The whole process is designed to break you mentally but I’ve been in the military long enough that I’m already broken mentally. They don’t leave a clock so you have no sense of time. I’m not in a hurry to be anywhere so it doesn’t matter. At some point they may come in and offer food, a sign that they can be trusted. The problem is, I haven’t done anything, except punch a few of their coworkers in the face. The cuffs are still on, not because they feel threatened but because they want to remind people that jail is the only option left. I already knew I was going to jail so it does nothing. If anything, this is just a time to take a nap for me.

I’ve seen children open fire on people I care about. I’ve shot a kid. I’ve been blown up and lost an arm. I’ve been hit so hard by bounty hunters that I saw stars. There’s nothing they can really do to me at this point, short of killing me. I wouldn’t put that past them, but I think I’ve drawn too much attention for them to safely get away with it.

I lean forward and rest my head on my hands, but it’s uncomfortable. I settle leaning back and letting my head hang over the back of the chair. Closing my eyes, I try to think of somewhere peaceful before I can drift off to sleep.

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2.11 - Blockbuster Night pt ii


With Creed making his grand entrance I don’t fight back anymore. Others still try to wrestle free from the hands of officers, some take the opportunity for greener pastures. For the police, it’s all business as usual. I’m not sure if they think they’re getting backup or they’re immune from Creed sending his men after them. It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve seen him do it, I was a part of it once. We raided a black site run by a group of rogue Aket police officers. When they realized it was us kicking in their faces, they got even more upset, I imagine the same thing is about to happen as the ship touches down.

I’m lifted to my feet by my elbows. They’ve cuffed my hands together using zipties, as if I couldn’t just break free the thin plastic by twisting far enough. Together we watch as the shuttle lands and the boarding ramp reaches down to the ground before the door opens.

“What’s going on,” one of the cops asks.

“I don’t know, but I’m excited. Are you excited,” another asks.

“You think that’s one of the new armor-plated shuttles Invictus got?”

“It’s nice. I wonder if we can get one.”

I already knew that the best and the brightest didn’t go on to become cops, but the two that got me might just be the worst and the dimmest. I’m actually feeling bad for them. They don't know what's coming and they're just expecting backup from a Invictus even as soldiers begin to exit in full uniform. There's some loud posturing between a man I believe to be the police captain and a woman in a military uniform. I can't make out what they're saying but it doesn't seem to be going well for the police captain. A man who looks to be a platoon sergeant is going to every person detained by police and checking their image against something on his wrist comp and having discussions with them.

Eventually he makes his way to me, and I can see it's a file full of images. A few I recognize as employees from the casino. Each of them is marked with a red square. Finally, he reaches my image, I've got a blue box around mine. That causes him to smile for a moment.

"Efrem Gray, you're coming with us," he seems very polite as he cuts my wrists free.

"He's not going anywhere," the police captain starts to argue. "That man put his hands on multiple officers. If he's going anywhere, it's my jail," he pauses for a moment and as the woman prepares to respond he starts talking again. "I don't care who wants him you can't just go around body slamming my officers, any officers, without repercussions. We are the first line of defense to keep society running." Again, he pauses before allowing anyone to speak, "get him in the cruiser right now. Send him to the station and you book him. Book him good, the old way."

An officer grabs at my arm and attempts to yank me away from the scene, but I snatch my arm away and refuse to move. He reaches for the baton which causes me to go into fight mode. The platoon sergeant steps between the two of us, staring down the officer while keeping his back to me.

"Perhaps he wouldn't have attacked your officers if they hadn't been so overjoyed to attack innocent civilians in a botched raid attempt," the statement sounds more like a question from the woman. Every time she speaks her voice is full of sarcasm as if she's trying to tell the chief how stupid he is.

The two argue back and forth as more of the crowd gathers to get in on the action. The chief knows he doesn't have any real power here but insists on taking me to the station to be booked. In the end, too many people have gathered and it's decided I'm going to jail tonight, but I'm assured that they'll be there to get me soon, hell or high water.

The crowd boos as a cop puts a pair of handcuffs on me. They're tight, they're trying to intentionally hurt me which gets more negative feedback from the crowd. The platoon sergeant makes them loosen the cuffs and assures me they'll be there soon. He sounds reassuring, but after dealing with Creed so long I don't trust it. I wouldn’t doubt he orchestrated this entire thing. He’s probably on the ship watching it all go down and giving orders through an earpiece.

One of the officers tries to slam my head on the door frame while putting me in the car but I'm too strong for it. He slams the door in anger, but he just looks comedic to the onlookers. Several try to step in the way as we try to leave causing police officers to push them away. I wonder how long Creed will leave me in jail.